➤ superhell: lavi

[cavaliered]

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[bookpapers]

[GRUMBLING]

I don't take this thing off ever, y'know? I even shower with it on.

[does this help defend lavi]

[cavaliered]

Ew? Yuck. That's grody as fuck. Wash your eye, you freak. [this is affectionate, despite everything.]

[bookpapers]

[no he deserves this]

It's anti-microbial and quick-drying...

[his stupid special eyepatch that i hate]

[cavaliered]

Your face? [WASH YOUR FACE YOU FREAK]

[bookpapers]

[OH MY GOD]

-- I wash my face!!! I meant the eyepatch!!

[cavaliered]

I'm going to tell everybody you don't wash.

[why is this getting worse]

[bookpapers]

Stop... You know some people are gonna believe it...

[why are there so many evil people who come for his LIFE]

[cavaliered]

That should tell you something about yourself.

[bookpapers]

[he just sags in Gideon's hold like a heartbroken princess,]

Hell is cruel...

[cavaliered]

[she is in such a good mood because of this so thanks, lavi.]

This is the worst thing that's ever happened to you. [she teases.] Do you know if Uriel even eats?

[bookpapers]

[he's figuring out the pattern of Gideon finding joy at his expense, wow]

I was hoping you'd know. [now its his turn to tease even though this is a dangerous position to be in,] Y'know, since you li~ke her.

[cavaliered]

[this is how siblings work idk what he expected]

Hmm, wow, I think my arms are slipping. Oh no, my arms are going to dump you all over the floor. [she says flatly, staring at him.]