➤ superhell: ryo

[cavaliered]

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[preordain]

You definitely could not.

[ he doubts her biceps. ]

[cavaliered]

[this is

literally the thing she's insecure about this week

so she just kind of frowns and rubs at her arm...]

... Maybe you're right. [):]

[preordain]

[ GIDEON NO

he was not expecting that reaction so this is funny. ]

You should maybe exercise more.

[cavaliered]

[i am losing it]

Do you think so? I already do like, fifty push-ups every morning.

[preordain]

It may not be enough. You're probably not as active here as you were back home, right? The difference in levels of activity is catching up to you.

[cavaliered]

[she's quiet for a minute, and then:]

Oh, God, I've gotten lazy. [gazes into space]

[preordain]

[ he shakes his head. ]

There's still time to make up for it.

[cavaliered]

[.......

she just grabs him and attempts to pick him up]

[preordain]

[ hELP

he is not short but he's also a fuckin twink so she likely manages this just fine ]

[cavaliered]

I can pick you up. I win. [win what

she's just holding him in a fireman's carry.]

[preordain]

[ win what ]

Do you want a gold star?

[cavaliered]

Yes, actually. Give me the one you lied to Harrowhark about.

[preordain]

It's currently in the hands of a distraught squirrel.

[ he has no fucking idea what kind of animal piper is ]

[cavaliered]

[carrying him off... somewhere. who knows.]

Look, I've never seen a squirrel in person but I'm reasonably sure they don't have feathers.

[preordain]

[ off they go

but wait ]

You've really never seen one? Do they not exist in your world?

[cavaliered]

They might on other planets, but not the Ninth. If they existed on the First, I was too busy getting my ass handed to me by skeletons to notice.

[preordain]

Well, you're not missing much. They're basically rats but people find them more acceptable to feed.

[cavaliered]

It's what that little thing that belongs to Waters is, right? The rat thing that's got its own account.

[preordain]

I wonder how it even got one... maybe to make the other animals feel bad.

[ insecurity week.... ]

[cavaliered]

Maybe to make us feel bad. Like what, the rat's got an account? What does that make us?

[she is

still carrying him. idk where she's just traipsing along with him over her shoulder.]

[preordain]

[ THEY'RE JUST. HAVING THIS CONVERSATION LIKE THAT. ]

On the same level as a rodent, apparently.

[cavaliered]

[yeah! as you do.]

This is the worst week. [she says, slowly.] Wow.

Hey, so while I've got you here. Are you being nice to Akira? [that sure is a question]

[preordain]

[ this is a dangerous question considering she is carrying him. ]

I'm always nice to Akira.

[cavaliered]

[i was gonna be like for who, her or ryo, but i think it's both]

Uh huh. [...] He was telling me about what he expects to happen to him. After all of this.

[preordain]

You seem close.

[ hm... ]

What did he say?