[ he's about to unleash his super cornmaze solving big brain genius idea: running directly through the corn, when he notices that giant sword actually. ]
They gave you a sword?! I asked for a sword! They wouldn't do it!
but she gets distracted.] I asked too, and they gave me the runaround. Harrowhark found me this one, I didn't ask how. I also don't care how. Don't go tattling to the demons, I don't want them to take it.
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w1; MONDAY
... Think there's a prize at the end?
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Oh, shi-- I didn't even think about that! There's gotta be, right?!
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[oh i forgot. she has a huge greatsword on her back, i'm sure you've never seen this before.]
You in?
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They gave you a sword?! I asked for a sword! They wouldn't do it!
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but she gets distracted.] I asked too, and they gave me the runaround. Harrowhark found me this one, I didn't ask how. I also don't care how. Don't go tattling to the demons, I don't want them to take it.
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[ sure okay. ]
Damn, what the hell ... She just get that one? [ just in case she somehow got two swords. ] I just got AK-47.
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Nah, just the o -- what is AK-47.
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pulls out this.
presenting it exactly like an animal crossing character showing you a cool bug. because that's whats happening. ]
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gideon startles, because she's not expecting him to pull a whole-ass bug out of his pocket.]
Whoa. The fuck is that. [explain to her the concept of beetles]
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It's a beetle, man! An Onikabuto. Proud warrior bug of Inazuma, some of the strongest little guys around! Here--
[ He'll hold it out. it honestly just seems to have accepted its fate. ]
Ya' fight em. Against each other, though, uh. You could probably beat a bug, even if its the strongest one in the country.